Divorce vs. Murder (I vote murder!)


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said: “I would like to buy some cyanide.”      The pharmacist asked: “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”      The lady replied: “I need it […]

Political Science for Dummies


DEMOCRATIC     You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.     REPUBLICAN     You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?     SOCIALIST     You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to […]

El foco más longevo del mundo.


Desde el Ombligo del Ocio le enviamos una gran felicitación al foco bombero más longevo del mundo. Muchas felicidades foco. Que cumplas muchos años más. Para conocer más de este héroe inglés entren     AQUÍ y podrán leer más de este ícono británico.