OZZFEST 2008


All eyes and ears will be on Dallas, Texas Saturday, August 9.  No conspiracy theory here--just the facts. OZZFEST--the original and iconic hard rock festival--returns in 2008 as a one-day stadium spectacular that teams OZZFEST founder and namesake Ozzy Osbourne (in his only U.S. concert appearance this summer) with Metallica (marking their OZZFEST debut). Produced … Sigue leyendo OZZFEST 2008

Divorce vs. Murder (I vote murder!)


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said: "I would like to buy some cyanide."      The pharmacist asked: "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"      The lady replied: "I need it to poison my husband."      The pharmacist's … Sigue leyendo Divorce vs. Murder (I vote murder!)

El Vaticano dice: está bien creer en los extraterrestres.


En entrevista el Reverendo José Gabriel Funes, Director Jesuita del Observatorio del Vaticano, comentó hoy que “está bien creer en los extraterrestres”. Qué bueno que lo hace saber, me tenía con pendiente que pudiera estar cometiendo algún sacrilegio o pecado al creer que hay vida en algún lugar del universo aparte de en la tierra. … Sigue leyendo El Vaticano dice: está bien creer en los extraterrestres.

Political Science for Dummies


DEMOCRATIC     You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.     REPUBLICAN     You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?     SOCIALIST     You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to … Sigue leyendo Political Science for Dummies