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OFFICE WORDS FOR 2008


OFFICE WORDS FOR 2008:

 

1. BLAMESTORMING

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a

project failed, and who was responsible.

 

2.SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps

on everything, and then leaves.

 

3.ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and

advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard

 

4.SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream

only to get screwed and die in the end.

 

5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.

 

6.PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a

cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going

on.

 

7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch

potato.

 

8.SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What

Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working

to stay home with the kids.

 

9.STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and

whiny.

 

10.SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that  has been rendered useless

because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

 

11.XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one’s

workplace.

 

12.IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying

but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.

 

13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an

electronic device to get it to work again.

 

14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just

above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are

often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were

designed to solve.

 

15. 404 : Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message

‘404 Not Found,’ meaning that the requested site could not be located.

 

16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the

same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and

subdivisions.

 

17.OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize

that you’ve just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an

e-mail by mistake).

 

18.WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.

 

19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a

Cube Farm.

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