A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the
pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked
straight into his eyes, and said: “I would like to
buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked: “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied: “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed:
“Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill
 your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my
 license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You
CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,  

 “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”